Escape to Alpenland Gerlos: Your Dream Austrian Getaway Awaits!
Escape to Alpenland Gerlos: My Dream (And Maybe Yours Too?) Austrian Getaway - A Review Overflowing with Schnitzel and Subjectivity!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from Alpenland Gerlos, and my brain is still swimming in a delicious, cheesy, snow-capped haze. Forget your perfectly curated travel blogs; this is the real deal, warts and all. And let me tell you, Alpenland Gerlos has some warts, but mostly, it's a blooming, gorgeous, fairytale-esque experience.
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(The Arrival: Getting There & Settling In - With a Side of Panic)
Getting to Alpenland Gerlos? Phew. Thank goodness for airport transfers! They got us from the airport without me having to wrestle with Austrian train schedules while balancing luggage and, let's be honest, a post-flight existential crisis. Airport transfer: CHECK. I'm not a fan of driving in Europe, the roads here are a headache (for me at least). They are quite safe, the problem is I am never sure which side the road is. Car park [free of charge]: CHECK.
Accessibility: Alright, let's tackle the elephant in the room, or rather, the wheelchair in the lobby. Facilities for disabled guests: CHECK. While Alpenland Gerlos does offer accessible rooms, and access to their main areas seems pretty good (elevator everywhere!), I'm not the one to judge the full accessibility level. If that's a critical factor for you, I highly suggest contacting the hotel directly for the nitty-gritty details. They seemed genuinely eager to help based on my other interactions.
The Room: My Sanctuary (and Laundry Pile)
My room? Glorious! I'd picked a room with a balcony overlooking… well, everything. The Zillertal Arena unfolded before me in all its snow-covered glory. Pure Insta-bait. The Balcony (and the view) alone were worth the price of admission.
Available in all rooms Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The Internet (both Wi-Fi and LAN) was solid, which was a lifesaver for, you know, work and, ahem, researching the best après-ski bars. Free Wi-Fi: CHECK. Oh, and the bed? Like sleeping on a fluffy cloud of contentment, though I'm going to confess I did work on the desk in my bed, (oops), which is a big no-no. It's perfect for the workaholics!
(Food, Glorious Food! From Schnitzel to Spa Cuisine - My Waistline's Story)
Let's be honest, the food is a major draw. Alpenland Gerlos knows how to fuel a hungry adventurer (or a stressed-out desk jockey).
- Restaurants: There are multiple restaurants, and I tried (and loved) them all.
- Breakfast [buffet]: A massive breakfast buffet with everything you could dream of – the usual suspects (eggs, bacon, pastries), plus local delicacies. I may have overindulged in the fresh bread. Several times. Breakfast service: CHECK. Asian breakfast: CHECK. Wait, what?! YES! They were offering Asian breakfast too. This is cool to see, I have never seen this on any hotel I've been to, and the staff was also Asian, which is also cool.
- (A la carte in restaurant): The usual, but the menu and experience is unique at Alpeenland Gerlos.
- Desserts in restaurant: CHECK Every day, they have some unique dessert. From the outside, you'd think that the restaurant's food menu is the same as any other, but in reality, it is one of the very best in the area.
- International cuisine in restaurant: CHECK. I like that they don't focus at one, the more the merrier.
- Vegetarian restaurant: CHECK Good to know there is a choice for everyone to enjoy!
- Western cuisine in restaurant: CHECK. Don't forget the good old western cuisine!
Dining, drinking, and snacking:
- Bar: CHECK. I had a few Aperol Spritzes here, and more than a few laughs with the friendly bartenders who knew how to make a mean drink!
- Poolside bar: CHECK Drinks at the poolside are the best.
- Snack bar: CHECK Delicious snacks!
- Room service [24-hour]: CHECK - Available any time of the day (or night)
A note on vegetarianism: They were incredibly accommodating of my requests for vegetarian meals. Alternative meal arrangement: CHECK. They even had a dedicated vegetarian restaurant.
(Relaxation Station: The Spa - Where My Stress Melted Away (Literally))
Okay, the spa. Prepare to be utterly spoiled.
- Pool with view: CHECK. The indoor/outdoor pool with its panoramic views? Utterly breathtaking. You can swim in the warm water while gazing at the snow-capped peaks. I practically lived in it.
- Sauna & Steamroom: CHECK. I'm a sauna and steamroom junkie, and these were top-notch.
- Spa & Wellness: CHECK. The whole area is designed for relaxation, with a wide range of treatments.
- Massage: CHECK. Oh. My. God. I had a massage that kneaded away every knot of tension. Seriously, I floated out of there. Body scrub & Body wrap: CHECK.
Cleanliness and (Covid) Safety: Peace of Mind
- Daily disinfection in common areas: CHECK. They were seriously on top of hygiene.
- Hand sanitizer: CHECK. EVERYWHERE!
- Staff trained in safety protocol: CHECK.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: CHECK.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: CHECK.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: CHECK.
Honestly, I felt completely safe and comfortable the entire time, even during the pandemic situation.
(Things to Do (Besides Eating and Lounging): Skiing, Activities & Kid-Friendly-ness)
I’m not a skier, but I’m told the access to the slopes (Zillertal Arena) is excellent. Getting around: CHECK. There are different ways to get to the slopes, and the hotel staff is happy to help.
- For the kids: CHECK. Alpenland Gerlos is super family-friendly, with a kids' club, playgrounds, and loads of activities.
- Kids facilities: CHECK The hotel is an appropriate hotel for kids!
(Little Quirks & Imperfections (Because Let's Be Real))
No place is perfect, and Alpenland Gerlos has its quirks:
- The service, while generally excellent, could sometimes be a little…slow. I once waited a while for my coffee. But hey, I was on vacation.
- Some of the facilities are a little dated.
(The Verdict: Would I Recommend it? Absolutely!) Even with its tiny foibles, Alpenland Gerlos is a winner. It's a beautiful, relaxing, and delicious escape. If you're looking for a place to recharge, explore the mountains, indulge in some serious self-care, and leave your worries at the door, book it. Just be warned: you might never want to leave. And I still dreaming about the Austrian Alps.
Unbelievable South Korea Getaway: Mongsanpo Solmoimaeul Pension Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the utter, glorious chaos of a week in the Austrian Alps. Specifically, we're talking Gerlos, and a hotel that promised "Breakfast" (let's see about that…) at the Alpenland. And this, my friends, is not a perfectly curated Instagram feed. This is the real, sweaty, slightly-hungover-after-the-apres-ski deal.
Day 1: Arrival and Jet Lagged Hysteria (Plus, Did I Pack Enough Socks?)
- Morning (ish?): Landed in Munich. Hallelujah! The airport felt like a gigantic concrete maze designed by a sadist with a penchant for duty-free chocolate. Navigation was a nightmare. Are Bavarian accents charming? Yes. Are they understandable when you're running on two hours of airplane sleep and desperately need a pretzel? Nope. Found the train eventually, after nearly getting onto a train bound for Ljubljana. That would have been awkward.
- Afternoon: The drive to Gerlos was stunning. Seriously. Mountains, emerald green valleys, cows with bells that sounded like a tiny, slightly neurotic orchestra. Pictures? Of course, I took a zillion. But the beauty? It really punched you in the gut, even through the glass.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Checked into the Alpenland. The lobby smelled of pine and… something vaguely soapy. The room? Clean. (Thank God!) The view? Amazing. Instantly dropped all luggage on the bed. Briefly considered a nap but fighting it. Jet lag is a beast and my nemesis.
- Evening: First impressions of Gerlos? Small. Quaint. And already full of people in ski boots, which filled me with a mixture of envy and a slight twinge of "Oh God, I hope I can ski again." We wandered the streets. Found a little Gasthof (traditional inn) and ordered… well, I ordered something that sounded delicious on the menu, but came out as a plate of fried potatoes, and I don't know what else but it was delicious! I was so freaking hungry. This is going to be a good week.
Day 2: The Skiing Debacle (and the Chocolate Crisis)
- Morning: Breakfast at the Alpenland. The "Breakfast" promised was… adequate. I guess I was expecting a symphony of artisanal cheeses and freshly squeezed juices. I might have imagined the music of the alpine breeze, but I will take the adequate. And the coffee? Strong enough to raise the dead. Score!
- Morning (cont.): Ski school. Shudders. I have not skied in ages. Cue the mortification. Picture me, a graceful gazelle on skis…if that gazelle had a crippling fear of falling and a penchant for doing the splits. The instructor, bless his heart, was incredibly patient. He probably hides a stash of Valium under his desk.
- Afternoon: Fell. Repeatedly. Landed on my rear end so many times I'm pretty sure I’m going to need a new one. Spent most of the afternoon huddled on a sunny slope, pretending to admire the view while psyching myself up for the next run which I probably will do. My knees might hate me tomorrow.
- Evening: Sore muscles be damned, we had to experience apres-ski. Found a bar that I’m pretty sure was made of wood and pure joy. Ordered some beer and a shot of Jagermeister (mistake? Probably.) I am starting to understand why people love this. I feel like I'm in a scene from a movie. The music's loud, the beer's cold, the world's a blurry, ski-booted dance floor.
- Late Night: Back at the hotel, I discovered the mini-bar. Disaster struck. There was chocolate. Beautiful, tempting, dark chocolate bars. And not just any chocolate, Austrian chocolate. I bought half the bar. I swear I'll share the other half tomorrow… if I can make it last that long.
Day 3: The Hiking High (and the Weather's Whims)
- Morning: My legs felt like they were made of concrete. Breakfast was a blur of painkillers and very strong coffee. The altitude does things to you.
- Mid-morning: Decided to swap skiing for hiking. The weather was a game of ping-pong, sun, rain, sun, rain. Embraced the chaos. The hike was breathtaking, literally. Up, up, up into the mountains. The air was crisp, the views… well, you've seen pictures. But in person? Even better. Found a little hut and ate Käsespätzle (cheese pasta) washed down with more beer. I'm sensing a theme…
- Afternoon: Saw a herd of grazing goats. They looked at me like I was some kind of dumb, city-slicker tourist. Then, a torrential downpour. We sprinted back to the village, soaked to the bone, laughing like lunatics.
- Evening: Dinner at a proper restaurant. Schnitzel the size of my head! Washed down with some local wine. I’m starting to feel like I belong here. Or maybe it's just the wine talking.
Day 4: Waterfall Whirl and Melodramatic Musings (and I miss my dog!)
- Morning: More hiking (I am surprisingly enjoying my legs are turning to jelly). Decided to take a more leisurely stroll to the local waterfalls. The sound of the water crashing… something about nature just gets to me. I took a long, slow hike and actually felt some of my stress.
- Afternoon: I am missing my dog. I’m pretty sure my dog is having the best time. He is probably eating everything he can find. He hates the rain, I know he would have hated the rain. I am a bit jealous of him but I will have to make do. This is a great day.
- Evening: The evening was a whirlwind. We went for fondue which was a great experience but definitely not a "me" experience… I have a long time of eating vegetables again.
- Bedtime: I did have a lot of wine, and I will probably regret it in the morning. But it was worth it.
Day 5: The Day I Finally Skied (Without Crippling Injury)
- Morning: Breakfast. Repeat. But today something special happened. I decided to try skiing again. I looked a bit more silly than usual, but I didn’t fall. I am improving, and although this is silly, I feel a great deal better.
- Afternoon: Felt the sun on my skin as a beautiful day and went to the local swimming pool. I can't say it was the best swimming pool, but it did the job.
- Evening: More drinking! This time in a bar, which turned into a restaurant. The food was incredible and a good night.
Day 6: Culture Shock (and Mountain Air!)
- Morning: Breakfast. Repeat. Felt good to have it.
- Afternoon: I decided to take a walk to some local museums. I enjoy the quiet of museums, it feels like a pause in the excitement of the world.
- Evening: I went for a final meal, and the waiter remembered me. It was a great evening.
Day 7: Farewell, Gerlos (and the Search for Those Socks!)
- Morning: The dreadful packing and departure. Ate what I could for breakfast, and I swear I still can't find the the perfect pair of socks. Goodbye Gerlos! I'll return someday.
Escape to Alpenland Gerlos: Seriously, Your Dream Austrian Getaway (Maybe) - FAQ!
So, is "Escape to Alpenland Gerlos" just some fancy marketing spiel, or is this place actually… good?
Okay, let's be real. Marketing… yeah, it's there. But Alpenland Gerlos? Dude, it's a *vibe*. It’s got that postcard-perfect scenery thing going on, but with a healthy dose of… reality. Like, yes, the mountains are breathtaking, but the internet *sucks* in some of the chalets. (Don’t @ me if you need to stream Netflix. Bring a book). It's definitely not for everyone. If you're all about luxury, manicured everything, and zero chance of smelling cow poo (because, let's face it, you *will*), maybe stick to the Ritz. But if you’re up for amazing hikes, seriously good schnitzel, and the kind of relaxation that comes from actually disconnecting… yeah, it's good. Really good. Just prepare for the (occasional) quirks. I'm getting ahead of myself, though… let's dive in!
What's the deal with the skiing/snowboarding? Is it any good? (I'm kind of a beginner, be gentle…)
Alright, first off: beginners are totally welcome. Seriously! Gerlos is *fantastic* for learning. Plenty of gentle slopes, patient instructors (usually), and the general vibe is pretty chill. I'm not exactly a pro myself – more of a "survive the black run without falling and crying" kind of person – and I had an absolute blast. Now, for the pros… the Zillertal Arena has it all! Seriously. Powdery slopes for endless runs. You'll find yourself yelling, "Yeehaw!" or whatever other cliché skiers yell. But seriously: good. The best runs? That totally depends on the snow conditions and your mood, but generally, if you start near the top and ease your way down, you'll be alright. Just watch out for those… let's call them… *enthusiastic* skiers. They're everywhere.
Okay, but what if it's *not* ski season? Are we talking tumbleweeds and tumble-down chalets?
Ha! No, thankfully. While it's true that Gerlos is seriously magical in winter, summer is *mind-blowing*, in its own way. Picture this: Lush green mountains, wildflowers everywhere, the sound of cowbells (yes, really!), and hiking trails galore. You can hike, bike, swim in crystal-clear lakes (the air *smells good*!), and generally embrace the outdoors. There's also a lot of stuff to do – canyoning, via ferrata (if you're into that whole "clinging to a cliff face" thing), and even some white-water rafting. Honestly, I prefer summer, it's a different kind of beautiful… maybe *more* beautiful? (Don't tell winter me I said that). The only downside? The occasional swarm of insects – but hey, you can't win 'em all. And I say this as someone who hates insects. Seriously, they’re the one thing that almost ruined my otherwise perfect hike. Almost.
Tell me about the food. I need the *real* scoop. Is it all just… schnitzel?
Alright, buckle up, foodies! Yes, you will encounter schnitzel. It's unavoidable. And it's usually… *damn* good. But Gerlos is way, way more than just breaded meat. You can find traditional Austrian dishes like Kaiserschmarrn (basically, shredded pancakes... heavenly!), hearty stews, and of course, strudel (apple, cherry… all the strudels!). I'll be honest, one of the best meals I had was in this tiny, unassuming Gasthof that looked like it hadn't been updated since the 70s. The atmosphere, the food: pure gold. It was the kind of experience which wasn’t just about the food, sure it was amazing, but it was also about the people, the long tables laden with food, and the feeling of genuine hospitality. And the portions? Forget about dieting. You'll work it off hiking, probably. Or just… accept your fate and enjoy the flavors of the Alps. And the beer? Oh, the beer... perfect after a hard day on the slopes (or the trails). Don't even *think* about the calorie count.
Where should I stay? Any recommendations?
Ah, the million-dollar question! Honestly, it depends on what you're after. If you want ski-in/ski-out convenience, look for hotels near the lifts. If you're on a budget, cozy guesthouses and apartments are plentiful and usually perfectly lovely. I stayed in this charming little chalet that was… let's say "rustic". The owner didn't speak English, my German is… questionable, and the shower pressure was more of a gentle trickle. But the view was stunning, the fireplace was amazing, and it felt incredibly… authentic. So, research! Read reviews! Consider your priorities. Just remember: it's about the experience. (And maybe pack a good book for those internet-less evenings.) Consider your tolerance for loud aprés-ski revelry, too. That can be a factor.
What about getting there? Is it easy? (I'm notoriously bad at directions.)
Getting to Gerlos is… well, it depends. Driving is fine, the roads are generally good (in winter, you'll need winter tires!), but be prepared for some winding mountain roads. That's part of the charm, I suppose. Flying to Munich or Innsbruck is your best bet and then you can rent a car or take a shuttle. Shuttles are easier, probably. Renting a car gives you more freedom, definitely. Just make sure you have a GPS that actually works and a strong sense of adventure. I once, *once*, tried to rely on my sense of direction… don't. I ended up in a field. Luckily, the cows were friendly. (And now I'm just thinking about those cows...)
What is something that people don’t tell you about Gerlos?
Nobody tells you about the *sunburn*. When you’re on the slopes, the sun's reflecting on the snow, you *will* burn, even on a cloudy day. Wear sunscreen. And reapply! Seriously. My face… let’s just say I looked like a cooked lobster for about a week. The other thing? The après-ski. It's… intense. It’s loud. It’s boisterous. Alcohol is involved. Be prepared to dance on tables (if you're into that sort of thing). Or, you know, just order a beer and people-watch. It's highly entertaining. And don't forget to tip the bartenders! They work hard.
Is it expensive? I'm on a… budget.
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