Escape to Paradise: Riad Le Patio de Fes - Your Moroccan Dream Awaits!
Escape to Paradise? Maybe. Riad Le Patio de Fes - A Moroccan Dream… with a Few Hiccups.
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to take you on a whirlwind tour of Riad Le Patio de Fes. This place… it’s a story, a glorious, sometimes infuriating, undeniably Moroccan story. Forget the perfectly polished brochure, this is the real deal, warts and all. Prepare for some serious rambling, because let's be honest, that's how I experience travel.
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The Arrival & Initial Impressions (Where the Dream Kinda Starts… Maybe?)
Okay, so the website promised a "Moroccan Dream." And, yeah, the initial courtyard? Stunning. The intricate tilework, the bougainvillea spilling over walls, a fountain gurgling… pure Instagram bait. Getting to the Riad, however, was a different story. Navigating the labyrinthine medina of Fes is like playing a real-life version of Pac-Man, except the ghosts are mopeds and you're constantly getting lost. We managed the airport transfer, thankfully (Airport transfer – check!), although finding the place itself… let's just say our driver earned his tip.
Important Aside: Accessibility (Because Let's Face It, It Matters)
Now, I’m no expert on wheelchair accessibility, but I'll give you my honest take. Seeing the Elevator was a definite plus, considering the riad's multi-story layout. However, the medina itself? Forget about it. Cobblestones, narrow alleys, and a complete lack of ramps make it a challenge. Inside, the riad’s certainly not the most accessible place, but the Elevator makes it way more doable. I also saw that the Facilities for disabled guests were available, and that's a point in their favor.
The Rooms: Cozy & Cutely Decorated, If a Little… Let's Say "Characterful."
Our room? Charming. Really, absolutely charming. The air conditioning was a lifesaver, because, whew, Morocco is HOT. And let's be honest, essential. The Air conditioning blasted like a hurricane, which helped after a hot day. Blackout curtains? Bless them. Slept like a log. The Mini bar wasn’t exactly stocked to the gills (a bottle of water, and maybe a single snack… the basics), but hey, at least it was there. The decor? Beautifully Moroccan. Think intricate carvings, rich colors, and… a slight feeling of being in a very, VERY fancy spice market. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Internet access – wireless was clutch for my Insta-stories. There was Internet access – LAN (for the old-school), but I just couldn’t be bothered. A few slight imperfections. Like, the shower pressure was a trickle sometimes. And the power flickered a few times. But hey, that's part of the charm, right? (Trying to be positive here…)
The Spa: My Personal Slice of Heaven (Until it Wasn't)
Okay, this is where Riad Le Patio really got my attention. The Spa… oh, man. Let me tell you about the Body scrub! I opted for the argan oil scrub. Picture this: Warm, fragrant oil, skilled hands working out all the knots in my back, a blissful haze of relaxation washing over me. I think I actually drifted off for a few minutes. Pure indulgence! I could have easily spent the whole day there, taking advantage of the Sauna, and Steamroom, and the Spa/sauna combo. They even had the ever important Foot bath. Heaven.
And the massage? The massage was divine. I'm not exaggerating. The masseuse was a master. She found muscles I didn’t even know I had, and coaxed them back to life. It was that good. Sadly, this feeling of bliss ended when I discovered the bathroom was also the spa's changing room. In other words, I felt a bit overexposed. So, a few minor things to work on. However, I can't deny the spa itself delivered.
The Pool & Relaxation: A Place For Insta-Worthy Moments
The Swimming pool [outdoor]? Gorgeous. Seriously gorgeous. The Pool with view was everything a pool that offers a view should be. Perched on the rooftop, with panoramic views of the medina. It was my go-to spot for a morning swim before breakfast. And the pool? It's small but perfectly formed. The perfect way to start the day. The terrace around the pool was also a perfect place to chill, and read a book, or just zone out.
Food, Glorious Food (And The Occasional Hiccup)
The food at Riad Le Patio? A mixed bag. Breakfast [buffet] was decent. The usual suspects – pastries, yogurt, fruit, eggs. The Asian breakfast was a welcome change and something of a surprise, too. The Buffet in restaurant did its best. And the Coffee/tea in restaurant was always a necessity! The Restaurants themselves were pleasant, the A la carte in restaurant was available.
Dinner? Now, that’s where things got interesting. The International cuisine in restaurant was a bit hit-or-miss. Some dishes were fantastic, authentic and bursting with flavor. However, one night, my tagine was…well, let's just say it tasted like it had been sitting out for a while. The Vegetarian restaurant option was available, but limited. The Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver. Bottle of water? Never a problem. Coffee shop? Delicious, and essential.
Staff & Service: A Mix of Awesome and… Let's Say "Moroccan Time"
The staff were generally lovely. Super friendly. Always smiling. Always willing to help. The Concierge was a lifesaver. They organized taxis, gave recommendations, and generally made our lives easier. The Doorman was a friendly face. The Daily housekeeping kept the place spotless (mostly). The Front desk [24-hour] was always available, which was a relief.
However… "Moroccan Time" is a real thing. Expect delays. Patience is a virtue, here, particularly when dealing with certain… requests. One time we were promised the Breakfast in room, and it came… two hours late. By then, I was starving. (Thank goodness for the Snack bar!) Another time, we asked for extra towels. They showed up… eventually. And the first day, we did a little damage to the room, but since the Room sanitization opt-out available, we were spared.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound
Okay, let’s talk practicalities. This is important, especially in the post-pandemic world. Cleanliness was generally good. The riad seemed to be making a genuine effort. I noticed the Anti-viral cleaning products being used. The Hand sanitizer was readily available (a definite plus) – it was placed and positioned according to the Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. The rooms were also definitely done up, per usual. The Rooms sanitized between stays, which was a plus. Safe dining setup, check. The riad's attention to Daily disinfection in common areas, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, are all signs of attention to detail.
Things to Do: Beyond the Riad Walls
Fes itself is a sensory overload. The medina is a must-see, but be prepared to get lost (it’s part of the fun!). The tanneries (like the famous Chouara Tannery) are an experience, to put it mildly. The Gift/souvenir shop was right across the street from the riad, making it a quick stop for trinkets. There are some Indoor venue for special events, and options for Outdoor venue for special events, if that's your thing. Honestly, there's so much to explore. Be sure to check out the Souk and the Shrine for authentic experiences.
The Verdict: A Dream with a Dash of Reality?
So, would I recommend Riad Le Patio de Fes? Yes, with a few caveats. It's a beautiful riad, the spa is heavenly, the staff are (mostly) wonderful, and the location is great (once you find it!). The Couple's room is available, as well as the **Family/child friendly
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Fes, My Fes! (A Riad-Rambling Adventure) – Or, How I Learned to Love a Dusty Donkey Path
Alright, brace yourselves, because this isn't your perfectly polished travel brochure. This is the raw, unfiltered diary of my Fes adventure, and it's gonna be… well, let's just say it's gonna be a rollercoaster. Buckle up, Buttercup, because we’re diving headfirst into the chaos.
Day 1: Arrival & Awkward Greetings (and the Problem with Stairs!)
- Morning: Landed in Fes. The airport's… functional. Let's leave it at that. The pre-arranged transfer to Riad Le Patio de Fes was a lifesaver. Seriously, navigating Moroccan drivers on Fes's roads after a transatlantic flight? No thanks. The driver, bless his soul, was a little too keen on making conversation. I’d barely gotten my bearings before he was quizzing me about my love life. Awkward.
- Afternoon: Arrived at the Riad. Photos? Glorious. Reality?… Even more glorious. This place is a freaking oasis. Turquoise tiles, a central courtyard bursting with plants, and the scent of oranges hanging in the air. Pure bliss. Until… the stairs. Oh, the stairs. My poor, jet-lagged legs were screaming after the climb to my room, which, I’ll admit, was a total stunner. But the view… breathtaking. Still catching my breath, though.
- Evening: Dinner at the Riad. Tagine. Delicious. The chef (Amine, I think?) was a sweetheart, and patiently explained (for the fourth time) what each spice was. I ate way too much, and spent the rest of the evening battling a food coma and a particularly persistent mosquito. Note to self: Invest in mosquito repellent. And maybe a stair lift.
Day 2: Lost in the Souk & Loathing Labyrinthine Alleyways (and a near-death experience with a donkey cart!)
- Morning: Okay, the Souk. Let me tell you about the Souk. It's… an experience! A sensory overload! A beautiful, chaotic, utterly disorienting experience. I ventured out, eager to haggle for some rugs, and promptly got completely lost. I mean, REALLY lost. At one point, I swear I saw the same water vendor three times. Three times!
- Afternoon: Navigating the narrow alleyways is a challenge in itself, and then came the Donkey Cart. I was walking, minding my own business, admiring a rug when a donkey cart barrels out of nowhere. I had to jump back, narrowly escaping being flattened by a load of… something. Let's leave it at "something." My heart was pounding. I swore a lot. I nearly cried. I really regretted not buying travel insurance.
- Evening: After the harrowing Donkey Cart incident, I treated myself. I retreated to the Riad, which was a haven of peace. I splurged on a traditional Hammam. The scrubbing was intense, but I somehow managed to survive. Now, I am softer than a newborn lamb. Plus, I’m now convinced the Hammam is actually a portal to another dimension. No other explanation for how relaxed I feel. Dinner? Another tagine. Maybe I'll actually learn the name of the spices tomorrow.
Day 3: The Tanneries & the Tang of… Everything (and the smell that haunts my nightmares)
- Morning: The Tanneries. Ah, the Tanneries. Everyone tells you about the smell. They say it’s strong. They lie. It’s overwhelming. A pungent, eye-watering, nose-hair-singeing assault on the senses. But… strangely fascinating. Watching the leather being dyed is a spectacle. The colours are unbelievably vibrant. The guides are persuasive – I've bought a leather bag. My conscience is a little bit itchy, but I’ll deal with that later.
- Afternoon: More Souk-ing. Attempted to buy a teapot. Got completely bamboozled by the whole haggling process. Ended up paying more than I probably should have, but the shopkeeper poured me mint tea during the negotiations. I felt somewhat obligated. It's beautiful, though.
- Evening: Cooking class. I wanted to learn how to make some authentic Moroccan dishes. The experience was a disaster in the way of technique but I managed to whip up a decent tagine. I accidentally set fire to a spice bag. Amine laughed. So did I. This is definitely not the kind of vacation I was hoping for.
Day 4: Exploring the History & a Moment of Pure Serenity (and the beautiful view from the tomb)
- Morning: Taking a break from the souk and delving into some history. I visited Madrassa Bou Inania. I was mesmerised by the intricate detail of the carvings. It actually gave me goosebumps.
- Afternoon: Took a long stroll through the Jewish quarter. The atmosphere was so calm. It was a nice change of pace from the frantic pace of the souk.
- Evening: I stumbled across the Tombs of the Merinides. The climb up was worth it. The moment I reached the top, a sunset was exploding over the city. The call to prayer echoed across the rooftops, and for a single, glorious moment, I felt at peace. It was pure magic. Completely worth the climb.
Day 5: Farewell Fes (and the bittersweet beauty of departure!)
- Morning: Packing. Always the worst part. One last breakfast at the Riad. Said goodbye to the staff, now feeling like friends. Amine gave me a hug. Maybe I’ll come back and take that cooking class again.
- Afternoon: The journey back to the airport. My head's filled with memories: the vibrant colours, the endless tea, the chaotic beauty of the Souk, the kindness of the people… and, yes, that lingering smell from the Tanneries. It’s weird, I miss it.
- Evening: On the plane. Looking out the window. Fes, you were a wild ride. A confusing, smelly, utterly captivating adventure. I'll be back, even if my legs still ache from those darn stairs… and the donkey carts.
Postscript: If you’re planning a trip to Fes, be prepared to get lost, embrace the chaos, and maybe invest in some heavy-duty mosquito repellent. And for the love of all things holy, befriend a local who can help you navigate the Souk. You’ll have a blast! Just, you know, be prepared for a few bumps along the way. This is Morocco, after all. And my Fes adventure? Well, it was messy, imperfect, and utterly unforgettable. Just the way I like it.
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Escape to Paradise: Riad Le Patio de Fes - Your Moroccan Dream...Maybe? (A Seriously Honest FAQ)
Okay, Okay, Let's be Real: Is Riad Le Patio de Fes Actually Worth It? I've Seen All The Insta-Glam, But...
Alright, listen up, because the Instagram filters are LYING. Le Patio de Fes? It's... complicated. You have those picture-perfect moments, like the rooftop terrace at sunset, sipping mint tea, and thinking, "Yeah, this is the life!" Then you have the "lost in the medina, sweating like a pig, and arguing with a donkey cart" moments. So, worth it? It depends. If you're after sanitized perfection? Probably not. If you're up for an adventure, a little chaos, and REAL cultural immersion? Then, maybe, just maybe, it's worth the gamble. Just don't expect a flawless all-inclusive resort. Expect… real life. And possibly, a very loud call to prayer at 5 AM. Bring earplugs. Seriously.
The Rooms: Are They Actually as Gorgeous as the Pictures? (And, You Know, Clean?)
The pictures? Yeah, they're good. Very good. The rooms *are* beautiful, all mosaic tiles and intricate carvings that make you feel like you've stumbled into a fairytale. But... and there's always a but... the reality is a bit more... lived in. My room? It looked stunning, like a miniature palace. Except, that first night, I swear I saw a tiny, tiny roach scuttling across the floor. Okay, maybe it *wasn't* a roach, maybe it was a rogue speck of dust from the Sahara desert (that's what I told myself anyway), but it did give me pause. And the plumbing? Let's just say, the water pressure isn't exactly Niagara Falls. But honestly, the charm outweighs the potential critter sightings. Mostly. I hope. *Whispers* Bring bug spray.
Breakfast: Is It the Delicious, Instagrammable Feast I’m Imagining? (Or Dry Bread and Regret?)
Breakfast. Ah, the breakfast. The *promise* of breakfast. On paper, it's a dream: fresh orange juice, local bread, jams, yogurt, maybe some eggs... the works! And the presentation? *Chef's kiss* Seriously, it's gorgeous. But. Okay, here's the thing… the first morning was bliss. Everything perfect. The second morning? The bread was a little stale. The third? Let's just say, I think I saw the same croissant multiple times, making the rounds. The juice, sometimes amazing, sometimes a bit… watery. It's a gamble. But even when the breakfast wasn't stellar, the beautiful courtyard made up for it. Eating a slightly stale croissant in a gorgeous riad courtyard? Still better than a bowl of cereal at home. Usually.
The Staff: Are They Actually Helpful, or Just Eager to Sell Me a Carpet? (And Do They Speak English?)
Okay, the staff. This is a big one. They *are* incredibly friendly and genuinely want you to have a good time. And yes, English is spoken, but the level can vary. Some staff members are fluent, some a little less so. Communication can be… an adventure. One time, I asked for a taxi and ended up with a donkey cart (kidding!…mostly). They *are* incredibly helpful with recommendations. I got some *amazing* restaurant suggestions. But... and there's *always* a but, isn't there?... they *are* also very enthusiastic about selling you things. A carpet, a leather bag, a tour… you name it. It's part of the culture, I get it. But be prepared to politely decline, and occasionally, to feel a little pressured. Just be firm, be polite, and remember they're just trying to make a living. And maybe brush up on your bargaining skills. You’ll need them!
The Location: Is It Actually *In* the Medina? (And Is It Safe?)
Yes! It absolutely *is* in the Medina. Which is both amazing, and terrifying. Amazing because you're right in the heart of everything, surrounded by the sights, sounds, and smells of Fes. Terrifying because… the Medina is a maze. A thrilling, chaotic, intoxicating maze. Getting lost is inevitable. You WILL get lost. Multiple times. Embrace it! (And maybe download a map on your phone that works offline… seriously). Safety-wise? I felt perfectly safe, but you MUST be aware of your surroundings. Don’t flash your valuables, be mindful of pickpockets, and don't wander alone down deserted alleyways late at night. Use common sense, and you should be fine. The riad staff can arrange for a guide if you're feeling overwhelmed. Which… you probably will, at least at first. Trust me.
The Rooftop Terrace: Is It Really the Picturesque Oasis I'm Dreaming Of? (I Need My Insta-Glam Moment!)
Oh, the rooftop terrace. This is where the magic truly happens. And the pictures? They don't lie. The rooftop terrace is *stunning*. Panoramic views of the Medina, the call to prayer echoing from the minarets, the golden light at sunset… It's a cliché, I know, but it's breathtaking. I spent hours up there, just… *being*. Reading, sipping mint tea, staring at the chaos below. But. There's a 'but'. Sometimes, other guests hog it. Sometimes, the wind is brutal. Sometimes, you're just trying to find a quiet corner, and the other person is loudly FaceTiming their best friend. But even with the imperfections, the rooftop terrace is worth the stay alone. Just prepare to share (and to potentially witness some very awkward selfies). It’s the money shot. Don't forget your camera!
Okay, Let's Talk Food. Is the Riad's Restaurant Any Good? (And Are There Other Options?)
The Riad's restaurant? Okay, here's the deal. It’s… convenient. They make a decent tagine, which is perfectly fine. And it's lovely to eat in the courtyard. But, and this is important, explore! Fes is a food paradise! The best food I had? Wasn't at the Riad. It was at a tiny hole-in-the-wall place I stumbled upon in the medina. I got completely lost finding it, it was chaos, it was hot, I almost gave up a few times, but then I had the *most* amazing chicken tagine of my entire life. Seriously, it was melt-in-your-mouth perfection. So, yes, the Riad's restaurant is fine. But get out there! Explore the local restaurants, the street food stalls, the hidden gems. The food is a HUGE part of the experience. Don't be afraid to be adventurous! Just be prepared forComfort Zone Inn
